What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:15

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd